My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
Lol my brother is looking for a top to
Can’t get over Eyedea wearing an “Eyedea Is Dead” shirt.
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
it would be wrong for me not to reblog.
Haha yess i love my bottle of jack
Aries- Anger issues, Grandiosity
Taurus- Obesity/food addiction
Gemini- ADHD, pathological lying
Cancer- Anxiety disorder, codependency
Libra- Bipolar disorder
Scorpio- Dark depression/isolation
Sagittarius- Drug/alcohol dependence
Aquarius- Reactive attachment disorder
Pisces- Paranoia, Alcohol dependence
I’m a fucking fat ass and my boyfriend is a drunk 😭😭
“I’m sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes, that stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won’t eat through plastic; it will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there’s that.” - Walter White